Sam Tries to Be More Exciting: Day Two!

Hello cyberspace!

After I finished my post yesterday, I continued thinking about how I could make myself more exciting. Suddenly it hit me: if you're not exciting right at this moment, at least make yourself seem exciting.

So, I did what every reasonable person in my position would do: I decided to start fake rumors about myself.

To do this, I wrote a couple of articles about myself, which I plan to ship off to Home School newspapers across Ohio. I wrote one about my hair being fake, one about how I was the reason that Madonna and Guy Ritchie broke up (title: It Wasn't A-Rod After All!), one about how I have been recently adopted by Brangelina, one about being the next contestant on The Bachelor and another one about my being a public school spy planted in the home school community!

I called my friend Spud Dudley, who has his own online news show, and asked him to run one of my fictional stories on his program. He agreed, on the condition that I would run his news show once a week on my blog. I thought this seemed fair, so you, my avid readers, can expect to see Spud every week (or so) right here.

So, without further ado, here is the story that ran on Spud's show today. Tell all your friends the shocking truth!

I am waiting to reap the rewards of my fictional celebrity, so stay tuned! Till next time, this is your soon-to-be-exciting blogger, Sam, signing out.