Hello cyberspace!
I recognize that I am a boring person. But, until I started blogging, I didn't really know how boring I was. As I mentioned in my first post, the most exciting things that happen in my day-to-day life are movies, occasional trips to the library, and having veggie burgers for dinner.
All this week I have tried to come up with an interesting blog post that would keep the Internet audiences happy. But, it has been a week and four days since my last post, and no dice. I finally came to the realization that I was no longer sort of boring, I was totally boring.
So, I decided to confess the truth. I decided to come out of the pantry, grab a megaphone, stand on a milk box and shout to all the boring people in Ohio, "I know you're slacking! I'm slacking! And that's okay!"
While I think that being boring is okay, and I admit, I sometimes enjoy the effortless, painless, uncomplicated, trouble-free (look up "easy" in the thesaurus) nature of boringness (not a word), I am striving to become not boring for you, my 'Internet fan base' (that was really fun to say).
So, I am committing myself to making my life, and, in turn, my blog, more exciting. Be sure to return for details on my new vintage thumbtack collection, my visit to the International Sea Monkey Festival, my cholesterol-free food fight with a vegan, and other extremely exciting adventures.
And if you have any suggestions for cool things I could do, please leave a comment at the bottom of this post. Please make sure the comment is family friendly.
Until next time, this is your soon-to-be-exciting blogger, Sam, signing out.
I recognize that I am a boring person. But, until I started blogging, I didn't really know how boring I was. As I mentioned in my first post, the most exciting things that happen in my day-to-day life are movies, occasional trips to the library, and having veggie burgers for dinner.
All this week I have tried to come up with an interesting blog post that would keep the Internet audiences happy. But, it has been a week and four days since my last post, and no dice. I finally came to the realization that I was no longer sort of boring, I was totally boring.
So, I decided to confess the truth. I decided to come out of the pantry, grab a megaphone, stand on a milk box and shout to all the boring people in Ohio, "I know you're slacking! I'm slacking! And that's okay!"
While I think that being boring is okay, and I admit, I sometimes enjoy the effortless, painless, uncomplicated, trouble-free (look up "easy" in the thesaurus) nature of boringness (not a word), I am striving to become not boring for you, my 'Internet fan base' (that was really fun to say).
So, I am committing myself to making my life, and, in turn, my blog, more exciting. Be sure to return for details on my new vintage thumbtack collection, my visit to the International Sea Monkey Festival, my cholesterol-free food fight with a vegan, and other extremely exciting adventures.
And if you have any suggestions for cool things I could do, please leave a comment at the bottom of this post. Please make sure the comment is family friendly.
Until next time, this is your soon-to-be-exciting blogger, Sam, signing out.
4 comments:
Duuude...that was awesome!
Dig the donut!
-Cliff
Yeeaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!
Boring? You? Never! I do admire your continual focus on self-improvement.
You are a role model for us all!
yeah your not boring...
but if you want to learn new stuff that's fun you could always try to learn some magic tricks.
JoJo.
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