Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Meeting Mr. Pekar

Readers, you may well know that I have spent a lot of time discussing my boring nature. But if I hadn't been boring, I probably never would have met Harvey Pekar.

Read on...

Comics, I’ve discovered, are amazing things. Not only can they be extraordinary works of art, but they are also historical references, a sign of the times, and most of all, great entertainment.

I have studied comics since I was ten, first being interested in super hero comic books like Spider Man, X-Men, Batman, Superman, etc., then moving on to actual newspaper comic strips like "Get Fuzzy", "Pearls Before Swine" and "Dilbert".

But more recently, I have been studying Cleveland’s own Harvey Pekar, and his American Splendor comic book series. Pekar based Splendor on his own life working at a VA hospital. American Splendor is a very entertaining comic that often mixes comedy with drama, with an end result that everyone can relate to: real life.

I had just seen the American Splendor movie from 2003, which is based on Pekar’s comic books. It was a great film, so not only was I a huge fan of his comics, but now I was an equally huge fan of the movie.

On Friday, March 20, I was wandering around the Cleveland Heights Library, waiting for my sister to come out of a class. I had just borrowed some movies from the library, and was eager to go home and start watching them.

My mom and I were looking at some books for sale, when I heard a voice that was strangely familiar. I looked around and saw a man in a plaid shirt and blue jeans. He was talking to a librarian, who walked up the stairs with him.

“Mom,” I said. “That guy sounds like Harvey Pekar.”

He walked upstairs with the librarian as Mom asked “Really?” She looked up the stairs.

“Is it him?” I asked.

“Yeah, I think it’s him.”

“Really?” I looked up the stairs too. I saw him. I couldn’t believe it. “It’s him, Mom,” I said. “Man, this is insane.”

From then on I was in a sort of a dream world. I couldn’t believe I’d actually seen Harvey Pekar. I didn’t know what to do. I had just seen Harvey Pekar, but never in a million years would I have thought to talk to him until Mom suggested it.

“What?” I asked.

“Yeah,” she said. “Just go introduce yourself. Say ‘Mr. Pekar, my name is Sam Kepp’...you know, just tell him how he has inspired you.”

I sat there stunned. Can I do that? I wondered. Could I actually go up to Harvey Pekar and introduce myself. Is that possible? How would he react?

I must have sat there for 15 minutes, wondering what to do. So many thoughts were floating in my head. My sister came out of the class, my Mom was talking with some people, and I decided to do it. I told my Mom I was headed upstairs, and she gave me a thumbs up.

On the way up the stairs, my legs were shaking, I had this crazy weird feeling in my stomach. Man, I have never been so nervous. Halfway up, my foot fell out of my shoe. That scared me so much that I nearly had a heart attack. I put my foot back in my shoe and continued walking. I made it to the top. Some librarians were looking at me, smiling.

Being nervous must have affected my brain, because librarians had never looked so sinister than at that moment.

I looked around, wondering where he would be by now. He could be anywhere. I kept walking, and there he was, out in the open, standing at a copying machine, talking with another librarian.

Slowly I made my way toward him. God, I was shaking all over. I was like a leaf in a storm.

“Excuse me,” I said.

They both looked at me. I think the librarian expected me to be asking her something, but that was not the case.

“Mr. Pekar?” I asked.

“Yes,” he said.

“Um, my name is Sam Kepp,” I said. He stuck his hand out and I shook it. “I’m an aspiring cartoonist, and I just wanted to say how much your work has inspired me, and wanted to thank you for your comics.”

“Oh,” he said. “Thank you, I appreciate that.”

And then I left. He was busy, and I didn’t want to disturb him. I passed by the graphic novel section where, just a week earlier -- exactly a week earlier -- I had borrows two American Splendor books, never believing for a single second- that I would ever have the chance to meet Harvey Pekar.

I made my way downstairs and told Mom that I’d talked to him.

“You did?” she yelped.

“Yeah.”

“You talked to him?” she asked.

“Who?” my sister asked.

“Harvey Pekar,” I said.

“Seriously?” she asked.

“Yeah.”

I told Mom about my brief encounter, and we were both amazed. She had to do something else at the library, so we stuck around for a while. I was still nervous. I couldn’t believe what had just happened. Then paranoia set in.

“I was chewing gum,” I thought. “Oh, man, did he see that I was chewing gum? Man, I should have spit it out. Does he think I’m just a rude punk now? How is my hair? Did my hair look okay? Did I even brush it today? Oh, man!”

But still, I was happier than I had ever been. I will never forget that day I got to meet Harvey Pekar. Who knows, maybe I’ll meet him again someday. But, even if I don’t, at least I got to tell him how much his work means to me.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Sam Tries to Be More Exciting: Day Two!

Hello cyberspace!

After I finished my post yesterday, I continued thinking about how I could make myself more exciting. Suddenly it hit me: if you're not exciting right at this moment, at least make yourself seem exciting.

So, I did what every reasonable person in my position would do: I decided to start fake rumors about myself.

To do this, I wrote a couple of articles about myself, which I plan to ship off to Home School newspapers across Ohio. I wrote one about my hair being fake, one about how I was the reason that Madonna and Guy Ritchie broke up (title: It Wasn't A-Rod After All!), one about how I have been recently adopted by Brangelina, one about being the next contestant on The Bachelor and another one about my being a public school spy planted in the home school community!

I called my friend Spud Dudley, who has his own online news show, and asked him to run one of my fictional stories on his program. He agreed, on the condition that I would run his news show once a week on my blog. I thought this seemed fair, so you, my avid readers, can expect to see Spud every week (or so) right here.

So, without further ado, here is the story that ran on Spud's show today. Tell all your friends the shocking truth!



I am waiting to reap the rewards of my fictional celebrity, so stay tuned! Till next time, this is your soon-to-be-exciting blogger, Sam, signing out.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Sam Tries to Be More Exciting: Day One!

WATCH THIS VIDEO!



So began the first day of trying to be more exciting.

My bike ride, despite the video, was quite uneventful. I didn't get run over by a car, I didn't get chased by a dog, I didn't somehow manage to rescue a kitten from a tree, and I didn't ride so fast that I traveled back in time. I tried to be more exciting yet I'm still as boring ever.

But never fear! I am undeterred! I am fixed, resolute, resolved, firm, constant, steadfast, enduring, abiding and unwavering! I will carry on trying to be more exciting!

Tune in tomorrow for Day Two! Until then, this is your soon-to-be exciting blogger, Sam, signing out.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

A Boring Confession


Hello cyberspace!

I recognize that I am a boring person. But, until I started blogging, I didn't really know how boring I was. As I mentioned in my first post, the most exciting things that happen in my day-to-day life are movies, occasional trips to the library, and having veggie burgers for dinner.

All this week I have tried to come up with an interesting blog post that would keep the Internet audiences happy. But, it has been a week and four days since my last post, and no dice. I finally came to the realization that I was no longer sort of boring, I was totally boring.

So, I decided to confess the truth. I decided to come out of the pantry, grab a megaphone, stand on a milk box and shout to all the boring people in Ohio, "I know you're slacking! I'm slacking! And that's okay!"

While I think that being boring is okay, and I admit, I sometimes enjoy the effortless, painless, uncomplicated, trouble-free (look up "easy" in the thesaurus) nature of boringness (not a word), I am striving to become not boring for you, my 'Internet fan base' (that was really fun to say).

So, I am committing myself to making my life, and, in turn, my blog, more exciting. Be sure to return for details on my new vintage thumbtack collection, my visit to the International Sea Monkey Festival, my cholesterol-free food fight with a vegan, and other extremely exciting adventures.

And if you have any suggestions for cool things I could do, please leave a comment at the bottom of this post. Please make sure the comment is family friendly.

Until next time, this is your soon-to-be-exciting blogger, Sam, signing out.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

An Introduction

Hello world!

My name is Sam. I am a fifteen-year-old home schooler who is totally obsessed with movies. I also love literature, writing and making comic books. That basically describes the major aspects of me.

You will soon find, dear reader, that besides being home schooled, there is nothing incredibly unusual about me. I do not travel all over the world and visit famous sights, I don't know everything about quantum physics, I don't live in Australia and I don't raise chickens either (I have two dogs, though). The most exciting news I've had all week is that I'm set to watch Pan's Labyrinth (Guillermo Del Toro, 2006) tonight with my Mom (if I get the dishes done).

Yep...I'm just your regular, everyday home schooling kid...

Okay, enough of the introductory stuff. I have important things to say, if you can believe that.

For the past few weeks I have had the opportunity to participate in the Contemporary Youth Orchestra's Student Journalism Project, which is a program where curious students and aspiring writers come together to "gain insight on the craft of journalism".

Each week we (the students) have the chance to talk with a guest speaker, who is always a local member of the journalistic field. Two weeks ago, we had the chance to talk to Thomas Mulready, the creator of www.coolcleveland.com.

Mulready is an amazing person. He connected well with the students and urged us all to start our own blogs. I had considered starting a blog before, but thanks to Mr. Mulready's encouragement, I decided to really do it.

So, again, here is my new blog: Chronicle of a Life Home Schooled. I have some good ideas for this blog, and future projects I would like to write about. Also, be sure to "tune in" for movie reviews, book reviews, or mindless film chatter, which their will be plenty of.

Enjoy!